Welcome, Guest: Register / Login / Trending / Recent / News
Stats: 49,388 members, 118,417 topics. Date:   Wednesday 31st of May 2023 07:21 PM

Top Members (May)
saintbillion : 224 bmdmix : 112 Equaljhayloaded : 82 Mild : 59 Nakamura : 49 Yaanuwn : 35 syke144 : 28 Bigkwame : 28 Charlesdinho : 19 Smatoo : 18
Top members are most active forum members

White House Contract - Jokes - UpGhana

UpGhana Forum / Jokes / White House Contract (1 Post | 1,098 Views)

(1) (Go Down)


White House Contract by EA524(m) : 7:18 am

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my teamv& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Akpos did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?" Akpos whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."

Me and my gf at the supermarket   Memes to make you feel happy   Short funny stories to make your day  




(Go Up)

UpGhana - Copyright © 2015-2022 . All rights reserved. Follow upghana on Facebook and Twitter
Inbox Erica If you have any question( WhatsApp: +233246488516)
Disclaimer: Every UpGhana member is solely responsiblefor anything that he/she posts or uploads on UpGhana.