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Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 5:41 pm

To be frank,i would have to change my name.
  

It pains more than a heartbreak   The reason why I don't want to become a Nurse.   When i was young...  

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 5:50 pm

Cosmetic sugery used to be such a taboo subject.now you can talk about botox,and nobody raise an eyebow.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 5:56 pm

What did your right eye says to your left eye?honesty between you and me,something smell.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:03 pm

What is the best thing about switzer land?i don't know,but it flag is a big plus.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:14 pm

The four most beautiful words is our common language:i told you so.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:41 pm

I just wrote a book on reverse phychology.do not read it.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:43 pm

A communist joke isn't funny unless every one gets it.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:46 pm

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?because it is pointless.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:48 pm

What do you call a broken can opener?a cant opener.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:52 pm

The closest a person ever comes to perfect as when he fills out a job application form.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 6:54 pm

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 7:05 pm

Hallowen is the begining of the holliday shopping season.this is for women.the beging of the holiday shopping seasm for men is christmas eve.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 7:43 pm

What brown,hairy and wear sunglasses?a coconut on vacation.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 7:48 pm

Why did the scare crow win an award?he was outstanding in his field.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 8:03 pm

If people say they just love the smell of books i always want to pull them aside and ask to be clear do you know how to read.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 9:19 pm

Why did the old man fall into the well?because he did not see the well.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 9:21 pm

A man got hit in the head with a can of coke.thank goodness it was a softdrink

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 9:23 pm

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 9:27 pm

Why can't a bicycle stand up?it is because it is tired.

Re: Stupid joke and puns that will make your day brighter by Dman(m) : 10:02 pm

Your novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.

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