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Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 10:18 am

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Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:49 pm

Funny,isn't it?a teacher went to a hotel,he wanted to see the menu but he forget what it is called;He asked the waiter "can i see the food syllabus?side effect of being a teacher.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:59 pm

Do you think that..if a man is allowed to select a posible 50 girls...even if he pick the most beautiful one,he will still feel the pain of losing the remaning 49...IT'S GENETIC.E dey for our blood.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Markito(m) : 8:29 pm

Ahnnn are you a comedian? An aspiring comedian? Or just a funny person?

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 5:26 pm

It's when your suscription finish you remember that you have games in your phone,that is when you'll discover your talent in playing candy crush some people will turn to engineers they will go to the setting of and scatter everything.Data is life.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Nk42(m) : 3:45 pm

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Dman: Do you think that..if a man is allowed to select a posible 50 girls...even if he pick the most beautiful one,he will still feel the pain of losing the remaning 49...IT'S GENETIC.E dey for our blood.
Even women, that's just human for you..

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Nk42(m) : 3:46 pm

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Markito: Ahnnn are you a comedian? An aspiring comedian? Or just a funny person?
The guy funny,I presume he's one..

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:27 pm

A beggar tells a rich prince that money can't buy happiness.the prince thinks for a while,then replies"well true ,but porverty can't buy anything.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:33 pm

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.the bartender looks suprised and "huh,where'd you get him?"nigeria replied the parrot.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:41 pm

Problem every where;a man in abuja recently bought a used samsung galazy phone and found photos of his girlfriend on it.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:47 pm

Small apple is now 100 something the serpent gave eve for free.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:51 pm

Stop warming bath water with cooking pot; one man in the bank today is smelling like jollof rice

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:57 pm

That moment during exams when the teacher ask you to sit in front,you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 8:00 pm

The "w" in nigeria stands for water.there is none.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 8:05 pm

The akwa ibom police officer command released 350 on street to enforce the lockdown.only six remain.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 8:26 pm

There are two reason why i won't allow my girlfriend drive my range rover.one,i don't have girlfriend and two i don't have range rover

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 8:47 pm

There is women behind ever successful man.do you know why?because women do not follow unsuccessful men.

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Hollybratt01(m) : 3:49 pm

Dman: There is women behind ever successful man.do you know why?because women do not follow unsuccessful men.
keep em coming nigga
you don't have to open another thread
just continue cheesy

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 7:28 pm

I told you i dont have girlfriend ,and you asked me to swear nkechi what will you gain if i die?

Re: Dman's jokes thread by Dman(m) : 3:41 pm

I want to hear 99 nigerians sing"africa"by toto its something that a hundred men or more could never do.

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