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Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:29 am

A blind man appeared in court for the beating of a young man to death
the judge asked the blind man what happened since he choose not to have a lawyer
the blind man replied: i was walking down the road with my stick then it hit the young man's foot then he said "if you hit me again you will see" so i did what i did.
the judge:you are found innocent and cleared of all charges.
  

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Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:40 am

a girl sent me a fb request and i accepted then she sent me "10x4d+" and i replied "5b+2y=0" then she blocked.
i later found out she meant "thanks for the add"

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:43 am

If you tell a guy you have boyfriend and he still disturbs you. Just ask him for money and see magic.

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:49 am

Beggar:please sir give me money to eat
me:do you have 1k change
beggar:yes sir!
me:good use that to eat

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 8:51 am

Keep up the good work
It seem you are new member on this forum

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:54 am

I went to ask a girl out and she asked do you have a girlfriend and i said "have you ever seen someone going to buy clothes naked"

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:54 am

Dorcmass: Keep up the good work
It seem you are new member on this forum
New am a mod

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 8:57 am

grin
Peace14: New am a mod
grin grin grin
When did you become a mod

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 8:59 am

I asked you out but you turned me down i asked your friend you call me a womanizer. If zenith rejects my application i should not try ecobank?

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:00 am

Dorcmass: grin grin grin grin
When did you become a mod
July

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 9:06 am

Peace14: July
oookay did you know markito

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:08 am

A lady was wearing a wedding ring on the wrong finger i asked her why she said cus she's married to the wrong man

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:09 am

Dorcmass: oookay did you know markito
Yeah he's a friend of mine and a very popular top member

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 9:12 am

Peace14: Yeah he's a friend of mine and a very popular top member
good
Keep up the good work sha
You are trying

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:17 am

Dorcmass: good
Keep up the good work sha
You are trying
Thank you but mark stole my top member for july so i'm going to get it this month

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 9:19 am

Peace14: Thank you but mark stole my top member for july so i'm going to get it this month
really?
That's good

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:22 am

Dorcmass: good
Keep up the good work sha
You are trying
Make i rest small

Re: Laugh your brain out by Dorcmass(m) : 9:23 am

Peace14: Make i rest small
you said you want to top this month

Re: Laugh your brain out by Peace14(m) : 9:53 am

Dorcmass: good
Keep up the good work sha
You are trying
Can you sacrifice your points for me please

Re: Laugh your brain out by Hollybratt01(m) : 11:40 am

Peace14: Can you sacrifice your points for me please
Guy, i can't believe this word can come from you.

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