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Husband to be by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:44 pm

A man visit his fiance's family to seek her hand in marriage. While the man and his fiance parent are together in the sitting room, this conversation ensued.
Father:You want to marry my daughter right?
Man:Yes sir
Father:To me you don't look like you are responsible.
Man:Sorry sir, so i should have write it on my forehead that i'm responsible right?
Father:Keep quiet! How dare you talk to me like that? You are so rude. You can't marry my daughter. God forbid.
Man:I'm so sorry sir
Mother:Sorry sweetheart. Hey boy, if i may ask you, why do you have scars and marks all over your body?
Man:I forgot to tell you, i am a professional higher killer, i've killed more than 200 people this week. So i got all those marks and scars from police and soldeirs.
Mother:Hmmmmmm
Man:I'm even with my gun and bullet here incase of emmergency. Let me show you....
Father:Haaaa my son no need, my daughter is yours forever,you can do your wedding tomorrow. I will buy anything you need for the wedding, you can also marry her mother....
  

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Re: Husband to be by Tsatsu(m) : 3:04 am

Hollybratt01: A man visit his fiance's family to seek her hand in marriage. While the man and his fiance parent are together in the sitting room, this conversation ensued.
Father:You want to marry my daughter right?
Man:Yes sir
Father:To me you don't look like you are responsible.
Man:Sorry sir, so i should have write it on my forehead that i'm responsible right?
Father:Keep quiet! How dare you talk to me like that? You are so rude. You can't marry my daughter. God forbid.
Man:I'm so sorry sir
Mother:Sorry sweetheart. Hey boy, if i may ask you, why do you have scars and marks all over your body?
Man:I forgot to tell you, i am a professional higher killer, i've killed more than 200 people this week. So i got all those marks and scars from police and soldeirs.
Mother:Hmmmmmm
Man:I'm even with my gun and bullet here incase of emmergency. Let me show you....
Father:Haaaa my son no need, my daughter is yours forever,you can do your wedding tomorrow. I will buy anything you need for the wedding, you can also marry her mother....

Father fear for his dear life

Re: Husband to be by Ajebo(m) : 8:10 am

Lolz grin

Re: Husband to be by Damex(m) : 8:18 pm

Funny cheesy

Re: Husband to be by Dman(m) : 1:14 pm

Wow so funny grin

Re: Husband to be by Nk42(m) : 7:19 pm

So funny Bro.. grin grin grin

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