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P@nt and Guavas by Tranquility(m) : 6:35 pm

"Nkechi don't let any boy see your p@nt, or else you'll get pregnant. Have you heard me" said Mama Nkechi as she prepares to go out. "OK Mama, i won't" Nkechi responded.

A few minutes after Nkechi's mother left, a group of boys from the neighbourhood came to pluck Guava in their compound and Nkechi willingly offered to help them pluck the guava from the tree. Quickly, she jumped onto the tree to pluck the guava. As she strecthed her leg from the branch to another, her p@nt showed and the boys were enjoying themselves eating guava and looking under her skirt. They kept pointing at guavas on dangerous places so that Nkechi would show them more of her p@nt as she stretched to pluck them, quite unconcious of what was going on.

At a point, one of the boys shouted, "Nkechi, stop! Come down! we can see your p@nt."
"What!" exclaimed Nkechi remembering what her mother told her. Quickly, she threw herself down on the ground and without saying any word to the boys ran inside the house.
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Re: P@nt and Guavas by Tranquility(m) : 7:04 pm

When Nkechi left the other boys started blaming Sam for telling Nkechi what was going on. They were about to leave when they saw Nkechi coming outside again. And, without saying any word to them she climbed the tree again and continued her job, this time she wasn't wearing any p@nt. Again, Sam to the disappointment of the other boys shouted "Nkechi, where is your p@nt?"
"You must not see it. I removed it because my mother said i'll get pregnant if any boy sees my p@nt"
"Okay! I see! we won't be looking at your p@nt again. Just get me that quava, the one at the end of the other branch" said Tranquility.

Re: P@nt and Guavas by Jasper01(f) : 7:10 pm

Hilarious

Re: P@nt and Guavas by PatienceM33(f) : 3:09 pm

Tranquility: When Nkechi left the other boys started blaming Sam for telling Nkechi what was going on. They were about to leave when they saw Nkechi coming outside again. And, without saying any word to them she climbed the tree again and continued her job, this time she wasn't wearing any p@nt. Again, Sam to the disappointment of the other boys shouted "Nkechi, where are your p@nts?"
"You must not see it. I removed it because my mother said i'll get pregnant if any boy sees my p@nt"
"Okay! I see! we won't be looking at your p@nt again. Just get me that guava, the one at the end of the other branch" said Tranquility.


Tranquility, you are a bad boy for saying that last word..

Re: P@nt and Guavas by Tranquility(m) : 2:16 pm

PatienceM33:

Tranquility, you are a bad boy for saying that last word..
grin grin grin

Hahahahahaha

Re: P@nt and Guavas by Envick(m) : 10:31 am

Tranquility: When Nkechi left the other boys started blaming Sam for telling Nkechi what was going on. They were about to leave when they saw Nkechi coming outside again. And, without saying any word to them she climbed the tree again and continued her job, this time she wasn't wearing any p@nt. Again, Sam to the disappointment of the other boys shouted "Nkechi, where is your p@nt?"
"You must not see it. I removed it because my mother said i'll get pregnant if any boy sees my p@nt"
"Okay! I see! we won't be looking at your p@nt again. Just get me that quava, the one at the end of the other branch" said Tranquility.
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Tranquility: When Nkechi left the other boys started blaming Sam for telling Nkechi what was going on. They were about to leave when they saw Nkechi coming outside again. And, without saying any word to them she climbed the tree again and continued her job, this time she wasn't wearing any p@nt. Again, Sam to the disappointment of the other boys shouted "Nkechi, where is your p@nt?"
"You must not see it. I removed it because my mother said i'll get pregnant if any boy sees my p@nt"
"Okay! I see! we won't be looking at your p@nt again. Just get me that quava, the one at the end of the other branch" said Tranquility.
Tranquility: When Nkechi left the other boys started blaming Sam for telling Nkechi what was going on. They were about to leave when they saw Nkechi coming outside again. And, without saying any word to them she climbed the tree again and continued her job, this time she wasn't wearing any p@nt. Again, Sam to the disappointment of the other boys shouted "Nkechi, where is your p@nt?"
"You must not see it. I removed it because my mother said i'll get pregnant if any boy sees my p@nt"
"Okay! I see! we won't be looking at your p@nt again. Just get me that quava, the one at the end of the other branch" said Tranquility.

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