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Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 5:43 pm

A man was invited to a wedding party. Getting to the party he found out there was no food again. He goes to the groom who invited him to the party and told him food has finished. The groom replied with smile"Oh thank you so much, so when are you washing the dishes?" grin
  

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Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:10 pm

A king asked his servant"What's your plan this year?" the servant said"I want to kill someone." The kimg was surprised and asked him why he want to do that. The servant replied"I also want to be a king" grin

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:16 pm

Met a girl at the beach today and i asked her"Do you normally come to the beach?" she said"No we also have beach in our house" I said"No there can't be beach in the house." She said"Oh sorry i mean ocean" that was when i fainted 10×

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:20 pm

That awkward moment you were callf out in front of the church to give a short prayer. As you are about to start, then a woman from the front row shouted"Oga please zip your trouser" grin

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:24 pm

A man meet a lady at the restaurant and they decide to introduce each other.
Man:Hello
Lady:Hi
Man:I am a politician i am a honest person
Lady:I am prostitute and am a virgin.
Man:Common, stop lying to me.
Lady:You first started it.

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:33 pm

I went for Hiv test in a hospital on friday and i was told to come back on monday for the result.
When i got to church on sunday, the pastor declared to the congregation. "Everything you are looking forward to this week shall be positive!" Enhhh, i jumped to my feet and shouted:"I Reject In Jesus Name My Own Go Be Negative ooo" grin

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:40 pm

Thief:Your money or your life?
Man:I don't have money and i have given my life to christ
Thief:You are mad.

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 7:04 pm

When you submit your CV for job interview and one week later you went to buy suya from Aboki and you discover it was the Cv you submitted that was used to wrap the suya for you. The witches in your vilage will be like
It's our work ooo
softwork

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 7:08 pm

I never knew our house has alot of corners until my mum said"Ola go and bring me those fried meat that is inside the home theatre cartoon at the back of the cupboard near the visitors room.

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:11 am

A man posted his bald head on facebook. After 30minutes, he saw it on the timeline of another person with this caption"This man has cancer please pray for him"

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Nk42(m) : 9:22 am

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Hollybratt01: A king asked his servant"What's your plan this year?" the servant said"I want to kill someone." The kimg was surprised and asked him why he want to do that. The servant replied"I also want to be a king" grin
The guy was bearing nonsense in his mind oo..

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Damex(m) : 10:54 pm

oktarpo

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 8:50 am

Kid to his father:'Dad people said i am ugly"
Father replied"You too how come you resembled your mother"

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:13 am

A old woman went to a coffin seller and said"I need a coffin i lost my husband lastnight" The coffin seller felt pity for the old woman and said"Madam you look old and untidy, why not buy two incase of emmergency"

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:22 am

Father to his daughter"I don't want you to take after your mother, so don't be rude to men okay?" "Alright dad" daughter answered. Father said"Good, now get me my jacket i'm about to leave" Daughter replied"Hmmm but i think you should be able to do that yourself?"

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:28 am

A man told his son"Your teacher complained you've not being present in class" Kid said "Dad leave me, my teacher is a blonde"

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:32 am

John:I heard you cheat on me, now tell me is it true?
Mary:Who told you?
John:My friend Jacob
Mary:Then why not ask him if it was true?

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 9:37 am

Two friends at a restaurant.
John:I love you
Mary:I don't love you
John:Think again
Mary:I said No no no
John:Waiter bring separate bill
Mary:Ok ok i love you, i love you so much.

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 12:28 pm

Teacher:Akpos, i want ten names of noise makers.
Akpos:(Shouted)Noise maker started!!!!
Teacher to akpos:Please put your name on number one.

Re: Short funny stories to make your day by Hollybratt01(m) : 12:31 pm

Teacher:Can someone tell me why fish can't speak?
Kid:Sir, if i dip your head under water could you speak?

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