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Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:21 pm

1.During class, A teacher said to his disturbing student "Akpos pay attention or you get out of my class" Akpos start walking out of the class, the teacher call him back and ask"So where are you going?" Akpos replied"I don't have money to pay attention"
  

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Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:33 pm

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Akpos finally get his long time girlfriend on bed. While he was banging her so hard. The girl asked "Hope you are using condom?" Akpos replied"No but why?"
The girl replied"Cus i don't want to have that thing again"

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:35 pm

Teacher:Akpos complete this statement, many are called....
Akpos:But few have the credit to call back

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:40 pm

Teacher:Who is a selfish person?
Akpos:A person that sell fish

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:42 pm

Teacher:What's the opposite of Madam?
Akpos:Sirdam very simple.

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 4:46 pm

Akpos wrote a job application letter, he wrote Dear Madman instead of Dear Madam. Hope he still get the job?

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:32 pm

Teacher:Akpos, if your father travel to moscow and your mother travel to morocco, where will you travel to?
Akpos:I will travel to Tobacco

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:45 pm

Teacher:Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent?
Akpos:Transpikin!

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:48 pm

Teacher:"I killed a person", convert it to future tense.
Akpos:Future tense-You will go to jail",

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:50 pm

Teacher:What's the full meaning of NYSC?
Akpos:Now Your Struggle Continue

Re: Collections of Akpos jokes by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:53 pm

Teacher:What will happen if earth rotates 30times faster?
Akpos:Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to dealth.

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