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The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 8:59 pm

A pastor was praying for a man who was being possesed by a demon. Along the line it turned into a conversation between him and the demon. Read the dialogue below; .
Pastor: In the mighty name of Jesus, i command you to come out of this man
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Demon:
Hmmmm
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Pastor : i say come out of this man before i destroy with the blood of Jesus.
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Demon: Oga, why you no go mind your bussiness nah. Ahh!! i have a deal to complete with this man.
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Pastor: What kind of deal? I cancel every satanic deal in Jesus name!
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Demon: Look at your mouth. You didn't even ask me about the deal. See i want this man to win the $100,000 national lottery. Without that being done i go no where.
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Pastor: (gently lowering the mic) One hundred thousand what? GET OUT OF HIM AND ENTER INTO ME. Deal!!!
  

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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Dorcmass(m) : 9:24 pm

very funny indeed

Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 9:40 pm

Dorcmass: very funny indeed
LOL

Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Jasper01(f) : 10:03 pm

LMAO this one weak me oh...

Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 10:28 pm

Jasper01: lm*o this one weak me oh...
Hahahahaha

Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:57 pm

Wow so funny

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