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Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 8:27 pm

As i wanted to leave house this morning, two kids ran up to me, a boy and a girl. The boy asked me "Uncle, can a girl of eight years old get pregnant? Without a second thought i answered "No". Then he said to the girl, "You see? i told you. Oya let's go and continue"

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Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 8:34 pm

Did you know that a group of friends eating corn is a CONFERENCE.
'Em no go teach you that for school

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Dorcmass(m) : 9:26 pm

Funny but it is old fb jokes

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 10:16 pm

Dorcmass: Funny but it is old fb jokes
Yes! Old throwbacks they are, that's sure. But they made you giggle a little though...

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 10:20 pm

Children of now adays are lucky they chose their hairstyles themselves, in my days popsy will just sit back and say to the barber, "Let it shine" grin grin grin grin grin grin and it shined grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 10:46 pm

Until you start making your own money and settling the bills by yourself, you'll never understand why papa always sat alone outside in the evening.

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 10:55 pm

I saw an old classmate roasting corn by the roadside, but before i could get to where she was "Fffiaaunww" she had disappeared like Nollywood actors. Anywhere i wanted to tell her that i supply charcoal. Country hard...

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by TeddyPopsicle(m) : 2:45 am

To our dear sisters in the house. . Pls hustle o, make ur br**st no first you settle down grin

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Dorcmass(m) : 6:58 am

Tranquility: Yes! Old throwbacks they are, that's sure. But they made you giggle a little though...

Mtcheeew

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 6:43 pm

I'm tired of creating jokes, let's be a bit spiritual; Lets pray: "In this new year any br**st that refuses to stay inside bra but goes about breaking homes and relationships, may it fall like slippers."

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 7:07 pm

I can speak english! I can speak english!! Oya come and complete these sentences using either Yes or No.

1. ___, i am naughty!

2. ___, i do steal a lot!

3. ___, i am not a virgin!

4. ___, i am a drunkard!

5. ___, i smoke too!

6. ___, i will die soon!
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Look at you! English nah your matehuh

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Trilliondollar(m) : 7:57 pm

I wont watch indian movies again...how can someone kill my brother, and the next minute we are now dancing like best friends huh

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Dorcmass(m) : 8:07 pm

Biafranodogwu55: I wont watch indian movies again...how can someone kill my brotheq, and the next minute we aare now dancing like best friends huh

Thats bollywood for you

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 5:18 am

grinImagine your house rent is due, and BOOOM... Your sugar daddy dies. You'll cry more than his wife. grin grin

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 12:26 pm

Someone who was born in a car but died outside is a CARBONDIOXIDE.

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Wisdom won't kill me

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 2:07 pm

The only exercise i hate doing is running out of cash, i lose weight so rapidly

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 1:59 pm

After i wrote my W.A.E.C. i sat down and looked at all my used exercise books, what a waste of trees?

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 2:01 pm

Don't take my post seriously, take them as a joke, just like your ex took you.

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 2:04 pm


HOW GOOD IS LOTTERY
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I introduce my landlord to bet9ja, now we are both tenants in another landlord's house

Re: Tranquility's Jokers Camp by Tranquility(m) : 2:16 pm

Eating in people's house is sometimes horrible, you have to laugh when the children run away with your meat...

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